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“It’s a drugs bust. I’ll bring the drugs; you bring the bust.”
“You’re gonna need a blanket when you see the size of my cock.”
“Want to see how far down this tan really goes?” Submitted by turtleplz.
“People who don’t find me attractive? Not my division.”
“You’re going to need a shock blanket when I’m finished with you.” Submitted (with photo) by i-am-s-h-e-r-l-o-c-k-e-d.
“Sherly– you’re my division.” Submitted by somepeaceplease.
“Will you join my football team and raise five children with me?”
The best of Greg Lestrade, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
“Wanna see where my division really is?” Submitted by itsnotokaytolickyourfriends.
The best of A Study in Pink references, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
The best of The Hounds of Baskerville references, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
The best of The Reichenbach Fall references, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
“Will you be my division?”
“If you were my holiday, I wouldn’t need to fancy another one.”
“I would put the finger on you just to get you off.” Submitted by anonymous.
The best of Scotland Yard (Greg Lestrade, Sally Donovan, and Sylvia Anderson), from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
“Let me be your umbrella. You can open me over your ‘head’ any time you want.” Submitted by thedithatcould.
“Let’s film a different kind of video on my phone.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
The best of breaking the fourth wall, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
“I don’t consult you just because I’m desperate.”
“How’d you like to help me make child number six?” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“Next time you pickpocket my D.I. badge, why don’t you reach a little farther?” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“Lestrade’s out of town today, but I’m willing to be your detective inspector.” Submitted (with photo) by epicnessisfoundwithin.
“Excuse me, but did you say ‘Fuck the police’? You must be my division.”
“I may not be your brother’s handler, but I’ll do everything you tell me to.”
“Why should you choose me? Well, I am my own least irritating officer.”
“I would buy you a deerstalker even if the rest of Scotland Yard didn’t pitch in.”
“You’re a great man, and I think one day, if I get lucky with you, you might even be a good one.”
“I thought your post-mortem joke was funny.”
“My division is the one between your legs.”
“I have five children.” Okay, so this one’s actually a bit of an inside joke… My ex-boyfriend, (whom I am no longer on speaking terms with), has a daughter now, and he’s been persistently trying to inform me of this fact.
“Come to my division. We have coffee and doughnuts.”
“Forget Fifty Shades of Grey– how about fifty shades of silver?”
The best of series two references, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
“My division is LONG division… Wanna see why?”
“If you think cerise drains you, you should see how exhausted I could make you.”
“So, you like letting freaks into your crime scenes… How about letting a freak into your bed?”
bbcsherlockpickuplines: The best of Greg Lestrade, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines. BBCSPUL Hall of Fame Week: Day 4 (This is the 4th most popular post from this blog.)
“When Greg handed me your uncut birthday video, I was hoping for something very different.”
“I promise not to shout Graham, Gavin, or Geoff during sex.”
“Can I whisper how much I love you? NOT REALLY!”
“Those things’ll kill you… I know what you should put in your mouth instead.”
“If you got away from me, I’d be so upset, I’d start kicking a tire.”
The best of Greg’s division, from BBC Sherlock Pick-Up Lines.
“Are you Greg Lestrade? Because you look like a DI… A Dishy Individual.”
“Lestrade? More like Lust-rade.”
“I bet I can make you thirstier than Greg alone at a wedding.”
“Lestrade will find his division before I find someone better than you.”
“Why have Lestrade when you can have More-trade?â€
“Is your name Lestrade? Because your hair may be silver, but your heart is pure gold.â€
“I’m sorry I keep calling you Graham. It’s because I want s’more of you.â€
“I need you more than Lestrade needs a drink when he’s afraid.â€
“My feelings for you are so blindingly obvious, even Lestrade could work them out.â€
“My feelings for you are so clear, not even the impossibly imbecilic Scotland Yard could be confused about them.â€
“Are you Sherlock’s decanter? Because I can’t help but stare at you even when I’m talking to someone else in the room.â€
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